Puppies

Each time I go to my bank, I walk past a pet store. That always has two windows full of puppies.

They're often sleepy and not paying attention, but this morning they were wide awake and followed me as I passed, putting their widdle paws on the window and yapping in my direction with their widdle round faces that look like they smile and their widdle round black eyes...

I very nearly came back home with half a dozen puppies in my arms.

And I dunwanna think of where the unsold puppies go, or if they always manage to sell all their animals...

metaquotes funny

[1] In comments about a dad cring while watching Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" :

awsomesparkling
eww. i dont think he turns into a handsome prince

chibikaijuu
No, he turns into Fabio. Talk about a disappointment, even when I was five.

[2] almost makes you want to breed :
From misterx's post about his daughter, quote entire:

Lorelei: (looking at a catalog) Hey Dad, you know that whole "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil" thing?
Me: Yeah?
Lorelei: It leaves "do no evil" wide open.