I hate monkeys

They're my least favorite animals. I can never understand why people like them. They remind me of human beings, but hairy(ier), smelly(ier), and without the only three redeeming sides I find to (a small number of) human beings : intelligence, prettiness, and the ability to create art.


I had this post in mind before the LJ wank of the day. Now I wonder if that would be flagged as a hate post?